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Bush Acknowledges Existence Of Carbon Dioxide

News posted by Stefan , 12/27/2007 (www.theonion.com)

In an unexpected reversal that environmentalists and scientists worldwide are calling groundbreaking, President George W. Bush, for the first time in his political career, openly admitted to the existence of carbon dioxide following the release of the new U.N. Global Environment Outlook this October.

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12/29/2007 3:23 AMCoool

NubiaPrince

A h m ә d 21, Nubia - ŌḆΛП, Egypt
I remember Once I saw an Announcement for him in Orbit news he was Intending to Make Space Wepons to Fight Alians :D

loooooooool

12/27/2007 5:40 AMAre there people who REALLY believe this?

philcovers

Chris ...... Royal Zorpian Verified Zorpian 69, Scarborough, United Kingdom
I have copied and pasted this incredible paragraph from the above newspaper report!
"There is nothing about any 'carbon dioxide' in the Bible," said Rev. Luke Hatfield of Christchurch Ministries in Topeka, KS. "What's next? Claims that so-called 'fossil' fuels come from mythical creatures like dinosaurs? This has been a sad step backward for our nation."

I suppose this man doesn't believe in TV, Newspapers, Kangeroos, the Earth is a sphere, that the Earth goes round the sun, than man has walked on the moon, plastic, photographs, Ipoda.... etc
NONE of these are in the Bible.... He must live a very frugal life.....
*SMILES*

12/27/2007 4:40 AM:-D

irnyh

Irnesa Royal Zorpian Verified Zorpian 22, Toronto, Ontario, Canada
*DDDDIIEEESSS LLLAAAUUGGHHIIINNGGG!!!*
Oh man! I lost bladder control.
Too good. X-D

12/27/2007 4:38 AM:)

matvey

MatiesVerified Zorpian 28, Moscow, Russian Federation
He rocks!:)))) He also said once that "fish and humans can coexist peacefully" :) and that "war-is a dangerous place" :)

12/27/2007 4:06 AMdamn Bush!

fidozorpian

Fadz! 24, Jeddah, Saudi Arabia
"Carbon dioxide, a molecule which contains one atom of carbon bonded with two atoms of oxygen, is a naturally occurring colorless gas exhaled by humans and metabolized, in turn, by plants," Bush told a stunned White House press corps. "As a leading industrialized nation, we can no longer afford to ignore the growing consensus of so many experts whose job it is to study our atmosphere. Carbon dioxide is real."
lol this guy is a fookin genius!! lmao
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